Dear fandom_scruples:

Please put me on your blacklist.

No, I don't have a website right now. But I will; and when I do, I will make sure that my NC-17 fanfic is available for all to view, with suitable warnings but WITHOUT any password protection whatsoever. Because it is up to a parent, AND ONLY A PARENT, to decide what their children may view. No one else. And NOT YOU.

Please put me on your blacklist, for I couldn't be prouder to be in that company.

Thank you.

New Yorker. That's all I'm saying


How JERSEY are you?
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* First, warm up the bike. THEN put on the gear.

* Gloves go on last and come off first. You can't remove a helmet while wearing motorcycle gloves, no matter how hard you try.

* The bangs have GOT to go. I don't care if I look better with them; they're just not helmet-friendly.

* High cartilage piercings are not compatible with full-face helmets. Studs work better than hoops.

* Riding laps around one's parking lot is a good thing. Yea and verily, even if you're on your five hundredth lap of the morning.

* Riding laps around one's parking lot first thing in the morning is better than coffee.

* You don't want to shift without holding the clutch in. No, you REALLY don't.

* Morning rush hour is not the time to practice shifting on West Peachtree Street.

* It's kinda hard to see through a face shield once you've hyperventilated and fogged it all up.

* Sometimes, when you've hit the limit of your skills and the traffic is on the heavy side, it's easier to walk a bike half a block home than it is to ride it.

* There is no such thing as a "light" sportbike - no, not even a 250 - when you're pushing it uphill.

* Surly-looking characters will suddenly become much nicer, and even helpful, when you explain that you're a new rider. If you're lucky, they'll even help you push your bike uphill.

* If you need easy access to something while you're on your bike... do NOT put it in your knapsack.

* Don't put it in that long, deep pocket of your jacket that goes all the way down to your waist, either.

* And remember that you can't do anything while wearing motorcycle gloves, other than ride a motorcycle.

* When you've put on a helmet over wet hair, you'll want to have a baseball cap handy when you take it off.

* When you've spent $350 on a riding coat, you WILL pull out the lining and wear it as a jacket, so as to maximize your investment. It also helps keep that happy glow intact while you're driving to work in your car.

* Pulling your car out of the same parking spot you've had for the last three years is suddenly a radically new and far more frightening experience, when your brand-new bike is parked next to it.

* A day with a motorcycle of your very own in it -- even when you don't really know how to ride yet -- is infinitely preferable to a day without. Even if you're getting a tooth pulled later that day. :)

AD (Jamie), Elfy and Ryo-Ohki
are pleased and proud
to welcome into their family

LUCKY

2004 Kawasaki Ninja 250R (EX250-F18)
Midnight Blue & Silver
304 lbs - 80.12 inches - 248 CC
Purchased 27 December 2003
Arrived 29 December 2003

The proud parent and the new arrival have done five miles' worth of laps around the parking lot, and are now resting comfortably.

http://www.immajer.com/birth_announcement.jpg

Congratulations! You're Pippin!


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17 days until Talladega...

waiting for Z. outside his place, was draw his bike.


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"Daaaaaaaaaaamn," was Z's comment when he first saw it; he thought it was pretty cool. Considering that it's a 'quick sketch' done straight to ink and purely by eye, in the dark, well, frankly, so do I.

mood of the moment: proud